Sunday, 3 October 2010
Arse v Elbow in Stratford-upon-Avon
Saturday, 21 November 2009
Coincidence
Friday, 6 November 2009
Yanks a Million!
I’ve been missing from BlogWorld for a while as I’ve been working pretty much continuously this week with an American group throughout the
It’s been a very busy week, characterised by a series of very early starts to get to their base at Catton Hall on the Derbyshire Staffordshire border. However, hard work though it was, things were made considerably more pleasant by two other factors.
Firstly, they were a very pleasant group, largely the “accompanying persons” of a group taking part in a sort of Edwardian Shooting holiday.
Secondly (and most unusually) they had asked me to more or less concoct an itinerary for them myself. Unusual this might have been but it did mean that there were none of those ridiculously crowded days with impossible-to-achieve deadlines and skipping past places to say that you’ve “been there” rather than “seen it”.
A review of the group’s week gives an “interesting” insight into the world that is tourism in the Heart of
On Monday went to explore Old Shropshire, with visits to
It was up into Derbyshire and the
Wednesday saw an unashamed assault on Tourist Central, going on a tour of
I a little bemused that – despite free time in
It was back to
I think it's fair to say they were less "blown away" by Blist's Hill than other groups I've taken there but it did give our transatlantic visitors the chance to learn about our pre-decimal money, though, which is as big a challenge for them to understand as Cricket!
And that brought us to today, another unashamedly “Ian” day, as I took them on a ride around
And do you know, that was the only time all week that they found themselves outside in any rain? Everywhere else, it rained when on the coach and stopped as we left.
Whatever magical meteorological power it is that these people have, I want some of it. Could do with a few more like these, I tell you!
Wednesday, 9 September 2009
If It’s Wednesday it Must Be England
After that they headed off for lunch before spending the afternoon travelling to…….York! (They asked me if there “was anything to see” there, by the way. Not sure they’d or their “tour manager” had done a lot of preparation for this trip.)
After one solitary night there, they were then on to Edinburgh. Just for a day you understand.
No wonder people always look so tired and confused on these Round Britain tours.
Tuesday, 28 July 2009
So, What Do you Know About Peru, Then?
Things looked even worse when I met the coach driver and he told me that, despite my worksheet saying “Afternoon Tour of Birmingham”, the group were in fact going to Cadbury World.
When I met the group, apart from the two teachers, they were all 15 year old girls. Really the sort of people likely to want to listen to someone like me.
Well, Jelfy, that’ll teach you to make assumptions. Yes, they were all fashion victims. Yes, they wanted to shop. But goodness were they interested in the Castle and its past and did they know their English history and culture. Certainly more than a lot of British youngsters of the same age know…….and certainly far more than they (or I) would know about Peru. They listened intently to a run through of Henry VIII’s wives, laughed at the story of the death of Frederick, Prince of Wales (allegedly hit on the head by a tennis ball!) and took enough photos to fill up an 8 gig SD card every half hour. They were here to have a good time and a good time they had.
Letting them loose in a chocolate museum in the afternoon produced the sort of reaction you’d expect letting teenagers loose in a chocolate museum. Next week there will be a flight back to Lima unable to take off due to excess baggage, most of it in the form of Cadbury’s Dairy Milk.
And to round things off nicely - for me at least - while I was waiting for them to come back to the coach, there happened to be an afternoon concert going on at the Bournville Carillon. We had the Carillon played for our wedding in Bournville and this brought back some very happy memories indeed. There was a visiting Dutch Carilloneur called Frank Steijns playing and it was really rather wonderful. I do love Birmingham. Usually.
Tuesday, 9 June 2009
Tower of Strength
This is of course a huge and busy tourist attraction which, frankly, doesn't have to be extra nice, at least in the short term. People will go there anyway.
So what a pleasant surprise it was to be dealt with in a friendly, co-operative manner by the lady on the telephone who was there, who had all the answers, who knew what she was doing and who above all, sounded as though she was pleased we were going.
Some (not all but some) attractions in the Midlands that I've had dealings with under similar circumstances might do well to learn from their colleagues at the Tower. At some of them, large and small, I've had problems with being made frankly unwelcome with groups in the past year. I hope it's not a trend.......
(To praise the Midlands for once though, the Shakespeare Birthplace Trust deserve a mention here for having improved their welcome immeasurable over recent years.)
Wednesday, 3 June 2009
A Bus Tour Down Memory Lane
For those of you that don't know the area, it's not far; indeed, it's a pleasant walk across fields in places. It was just too bloody hot to walk any more than necessary.
So, spotting one of the open top tour buses loading up, I blagged a lift.
I’d not been on one of those in Stratford for years and it was a slightly odd feeling. I cut my professional teeth on those things and – rather like the Birmingham Tour press call earlier in the year – it was a bit of a trip down memory lane.
Not that I could hear a commentary. It’s taped nowadays and people listen through headphones which I didn’t have. But for a few minutes it was 1992 again, I was a mere youth of 28, the Olympics were in Barcelona, John Major was Prime Minister and Thames Television was in its last days on air.
Slightly scary to be all nostalgic for something that feels like, er, yesterday.
