Ian: If we were in Victoria, instead of me freezing doing a walking tour of Lichfield today, we'd be voting today and enjoying a "Sausage Sizzle".
Louise: What's a "Sausage Sizzle"?
Ian: Apparently, it's a sort of sausage barbecue they have for people queueing to vote.
Louise: What a great idea. But what if you're vegetarian?
Ian: Don't be ridiculous. This is Australia we're talking about.